Housewives Masturbating to Adam Levine
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Pick your choice of caption:
"Adam Levine: He’s what’s for dinner"
"Honey I’m home. And shirtless."
"I spend all day slaving over a hot stove to make you dinner, and all you want to do is have hours and hours of incredible monkey sex! AGAIN!"

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Pick your choice of caption:

  1. "Adam Levine: He’s what’s for dinner"
  2. "Honey I’m home. And shirtless."
  3. "I spend all day slaving over a hot stove to make you dinner, and all you want to do is have hours and hours of incredible monkey sex! AGAIN!"

Cosmopolitan UK, Feb 2011

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Fuck that, THE YEARLY DIDDLE

The luckiest woman in the world shows off her manicure, helping Adam Levine encourage regular check-ups for Testicular and Prostate cancer.

Adam Levine, we will happily check your tender business for cancer. Several times a day, just to be REALLY safe.

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The only way this could be hotter is if WE were the ones bending over, with Adam Levine standing directly behind us.
Note: We mean that he’d be having sex with us, in case you didn’t get what we were trying to say

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The only way this could be hotter is if WE were the ones bending over, with Adam Levine standing directly behind us.

Note: We mean that he’d be having sex with us, in case you didn’t get what we were trying to say

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Duracell stock went sky high after this video was released.

While it saddens our hearts and vaginas that the Victoria’s Secret model nuzzling Adam Levine gets to see him totally nude in real life, at least this time he was kind enough to share the experience. Complete with shrieking girls in the background.

Who are we kidding, the only reason WE wouldn’t be shrieking is because we’d be too busy licking the plexiglass

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Your heart might be a stereo, but my pants would like to see your two turntables and a microphone.
We know that sentence barely makes any sense, but this picture makes us too horny to think logically

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Your heart might be a stereo, but my pants would like to see your two turntables and a microphone.

We know that sentence barely makes any sense, but this picture makes us too horny to think logically

The MOST desperate

Anonymous asked you:

i stumbled upon this searching “housewives” as in the television show, and I must say this is quite the blog. You get an A for creativity and subject matter!

We’re glad you found us! Truly, there are no housewives more desperate than those ferverently wishing to to someday bounce on Adam Levine’s taut abdomen like a sex trampoline.

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You’re under arrest, Adam Levine…for stealing our hearts!
Yeah, whatever. Take off your pants. 

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You’re under arrest, Adam Levine…for stealing our hearts!

Yeah, whatever. Take off your pants. 

http://cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/showbiz/2011/07/28/piers.adam.levine.talent.cnn.html

We’ve got something we’d like to balance on Adam Levine’s face…

(psst: It’s our lady-business!)

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He knows what you’re doing over there!*
*masturbating furiously

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He knows what you’re doing over there!*

*masturbating furiously

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How many ways can YOU think of to sit in his lap?

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How many ways can YOU think of to sit in his lap?